textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
student gets perfect score on twerking SAT subject test—
gets into Harvard University, but opts for a glamorous life as a sassy sugar baby in Hong Kong
how is rihanna acting in a movie when she can only speak perfect english 50% of the time
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
(Source: pregnat4)
lets play “which download link is the real one”
(Source: amybipoehler)
The life of the girl who lost it all
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
why don’t my friends have their wifi password ready for me when I come over